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This is the place for my weekly commentary for the next season of Survivor. Comments are encouraged. See you in September! In the meantime, here's what I like to call:

Ian's Top 10 Signature Comments
(in no particular order)

#755
Gracie, United States
“If you let this dude on Survivor, I promise to purchase products from companies who sponsor the show, PLUS buy them for all my friends. Mountain Dew and Pringles for EVERYONE!”

#1276
Marta, Italy
“Yes, Italy. I think you're crazy but I love the enthusiasm. Your willingness to tackle the system appeals to me. All the best to you and make all us Canadians all over the world proud.”

#1035
George, Canada
“Hey I'll join ya… kick some yank butt... besides it’s like they can’t even make a fire... who can’t eat bugs and who can’t break a nail or get cold? Survivor Canada: North Pole: which body part will freeze first.”

#253 Jeremy, Canada
“I heard he made out with my wife's cousin at their other cousin's second wedding. That's a man that knows how to mix it up Survivor style, let him on!”

#659 Cara, Canada
“Don't let the Americans be intimidated by us....I mean there is a slight chance that we may not win. Like how there was a slight chance that our Jr. Hockey team wouldn't kick ass and win gold.”

#588 Kelly, Canada
“We have a survivor pool going each season and I came in dead last for Vanuatu but I'd bet on you going all the way buddy! Way to represent. I think your one luxury item should be a speedo - show those americans that yes Canadian beef is safe!”

#390 Evan, Canada
“I think ‘The Swan’ would be a more fitting reality tv show for ya bud. Go Canada!”

#251 Lester, Canada
“Ian's good enough to not only be on Survivor, but to take over for Jeff Probst as host of Survivor. Or at least let him host Rock N' Roll Jeopardy.”

#754 Tony, Canada
“The REALITY of it is: spend your time doing something better with yourself and for society. Good luck anyway, I'm signing because you put so much effort in this useless tirade. To everyone else reading this: GET A LIFE!”

#669
Hanz From Germany, Germany
“Even I want him on!”